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Just say no to frozen turkeys.  Colleagues,     I write this from a humble abode in the sticks of western North Carolina. Send help. No, it's really not that bad, I swear. But if you want to send help, by all means, make it cash.  This time of year gets me thinking to the good old days, whatever the hell those were. Thanksgivings of yore. Turkey time in my family was about as mediocre as they come. Not necessarily because of personal family issues, but more so because we had nowhere to fucking eat. I'm not kidding. There are closets wider than the width of our kitchen growing up. Super small. Almost unbearable when the four of us tried to sit at the table, which, by the way, had to be pulled out from the wall so the fourth chair could fit. That's right. And it wasn't even a real dining room table. Might have been a coffee table. Anyway, we'd sit there, eat, and that would be that. Later Thanksgivings, we'd sit in the living room - my sister and ...

There's a television commercial making the rounds recently about some new phone slash tabletty situation that I can't seem to find via Youtube. In its place, I will insert this instead. Equally entertaining - The product in this commercial is some Samsung GTE 5E HGTV LGEH with 7GHBT Technology and 44MPG OMGWTFBBQ something or other. Real important stuff. The ad opens with some kid at a coffee table messing around on a tablet, looking at some random crap. His father, seated a few feet behind him, asks him what he's looking at. The father also has a screen in his face, only a smaller one. The child then gets up, walking to another room, where there's a girl looking at another tablet-like screen. Another scene shows what appears to be a mother, who also looking at a screen.  The purpose of the ad is to show all of the products under this Samsung line, but it is absolutely ridiculous in its approach. This whole family is bonding and spending time at home toget...