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   For starters, I am somewhat impressed you are all here at six in the early evening when it is still eighty-six degrees outside and sunny. I'm pretty sure the humidity is around 648% as well.That's some damn dedication.  As for me, I am here because I am fat. I mean, I probably am, according to WebMD, my mom, and Judgey McJudgerson over there. Whatever. I JUST LOVE PIZZA SO MUCH. And booze, really, but that's totally more of a coping mechanism. Anyway, I am only here because I need some cardio in my life. Lower that blood pressure or something, I guess. Maybe tack on an extra day or two of my life toward the end. I just feel compelled to do it at the hottest time of the day. I tried this too when I was living in Louisiana. Ninety-four degree afternoons with a gazillion-percent humidity and I'd be out there trying to burn calories on the track. Some good that did. So, I am here, and you are here. I am here to walk around your fields. Four of them to be precise, ea...

   Either Rachel Dolezal has a serious personality disorder, or her family is just so messed up she successfully (for awhile) distanced herself from them using one of the most extreme methods she could imagine. Those are really the only two possibilities here, other than being just plain batshit crazy in denial. I bring up Dolezal's misfortune because Father's Day is coming up. No, I am not Dolezal's father - although I wouldn't put it past her to try and take that stance. My father, however, is white - so I'm sure both he and I are out of the running for that circus and likely future Lifetime movie. For Mother's Day, along with a card I included a gift card to Dunkin' Donuts, where she buys way too many bags of coffee to stash away in case an apocalypse strikes. Because I do not want to be a jerk of a son, I am going to include a gift card for my father this Sunday as well. The problem is that it cannot be a Dunkin' Donuts card, as he does not d...