Summer is about to blitz all up into your glaucoma-ridden eyeballs with lush amounts of sunshine, so you might as well get yourself some shades soon before it's all too late. I've yet to see Noah's Ark these last few days here in upstate New York. I'm expecting to soon, given the gallons of rain we've endured the last few days. The sun has refused to make an an appearance, much like it does here in the fall. Great! More time to do things outdoors before humidity might as well take a rusty jackhammer to my sinuses. The jackhammers wouldn't have been necessary in the great southwest. I'm talking Phoenix. Desert. Sun. Dryness. People that STEAL CARS YOU FUCKING ASSHOL...er, sorry. Anyway, that town was nuts, man. A good nuts. Hot nuts. Yeah, really hot. That's it. That town needed something, man. On one particular newscast, a local station featured an interesting story. A random gal severely disinterested in motherhood decided to say fu...