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Bloggy Blog #26

        Last week, with just a few short clicks, I put to rest (or likely, a Rip Van Winkle-esque nap) my internet version of an ankle monitor. I've tried this plenty of times before, so I am not putting much stock into it for the time being. The URL still rests in the drop down menu, Google magically filling in what it thinks I must be looking for whenever I type anything with an "f" or the word "book." Chrome auto-fill settings can be such a manipulative little bitch. Come on, it's right here, ready for you. 

No. Not any time soon. 

There were events that led up to this unhinging. For starters, a long time ago I disabled commenting. For some reason, this upset a great deal of people. Birthdays would pass and people would get very angry because they couldn't write on my wall. Okay then. Noted. Interestingly enough, once I removed my date of birth from my profile, the happy birthday notifications died down considerably. 


Another action I chose (or stopped choosing, rather) was to cease updating said wall with anything of my own. It certainly wasn't due to lack of reactions or "likes." I just didn't care to update it. Once again, for some reason others took issue with this. Some thought I was deliberately hiding posts specifically from them. This process was successfully ongoing for about three years before last week's actions. 



The final nail in the coffin came with the absolutely absurd idea to download the messenger application for my phone. This soon became the primary medium to chat with others. Great! However, it also became the medium of me staring at my phone waiting for light notifications. I was finding myself unable to go about my day without having to address these messages. Because frankly, I had to. This application in particular features time stamps whether or not you (or the sender) read a message. I found that others were using such a microscopic feature to paint an even larger picture as to why you didn't respond to them right away. The time stamp feature became unnecessarily invasive, and there was no escaping me feeling obligated to explain why the application said I was active at 3:25AM. After about the 4,267th irrelevant yaks to others regarding such a trifling circumstance, I removed the application from my phone. 

A short time later, I disabled my account. 

In the week or so since I disabled it, roughly five of the two-hundred "friends" noticed such and felt compelled to inquire. I've offered explanations, but I'm sure they merely glossed over the details. The narratives they've developed are already etched in stone. He is blocking me and me alone. And that's fine, they're entitled to feel however they want. 

Just like I am. 

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