Skip to main content

Bloggy Blog #39

   Seventy-seven years ago (or thereabouts) I fell off the wagon. Well, a wagon. Zipping down a neighborhood street with a steep descent, I tumbled out of my cherry red Radio Flyer and cut my arm pretty bad. Turns out that handle doesn't make for a good steering wheel. Nobody was around to see me tumble, although I guess my sister was, or may have been. I told her to give me a push at the top and that's exactly what she did, watching me speed down the embankment and around a sharp corner before I lost control. By the time I brushed myself off and lumbered my way back up the hill, dragging that damn faulty steering wheel handle, I could see she was nowhere to be found.

My sister raced home before I took the spill, probably telling our mother what had happened. True to her stoic German form, mom was neither worried nor upset. As I'm whimpering and clutching my arm walking through the door, she utters the same phrase she always said whenever my sister or I would get hurt when we were kids.

"Serves you right."

A few decades later, the scar from that accident is still somewhat visible, just above my left elbow. I remember this moment because it was the very first time I felt something so physically painful. On top of that it was also the first moment I had no one to comfort me immediately after. Nobody to help me brush off the tiny pebbles in the road now stuck to my skin and shirt, nobody to hastily help with the wound, nobody to help me drag all my belongings back home. It was all on me.




My very short-lived basketball career was honed on a poorly-made court at a park on Webster Street and 10th Avenue. I say poorly because the court was anything but level, with weeds sprouting up through cracks and rusty basketball rims that were often missing nets. On summer mornings I would scoop up my red, white, and blue basketball, hop on the bike and pedal up to the park to get some shooting time in before all the local hoopsters and sometimes hooligans took over the court for the rest of the day. I was often early enough to get an hour or two in by myself, just enough time to feel good about my goofy-looking jumpshot and silly spin moves in the paint.

One of these early summer mornings, my summer shooting routine was interrupted by a visitor. At first I was somewhat annoyed that I now had to share this space with someone. This was my time in the sanctuary, and mine alone. I thought about just leaving the park before he got to the entrance, but something was telling me to suck it up and stick around. It's a public park, dummy. And there's two baskets anyway - one for each of us. So I scooted my game over to the back hoop furthest away from the entrance he came dribbling his ball through. He couldn't have been any more than twenty-five years old, sporting cross trainers and a t-shirt tucked into some shorts. He tosses in a few layups and close shots, then heads out to the three point line on the left hand corner. Twenty feet away and rattles the shot in. Gets the ball, dribbles out a few feet over for another three. Bang. Same thing at the top of the key. Bang, again! Works his way all around the three point arc and he hits all six of his shots. Rotates back around the perimeter and makes five of six. This guy's incredible. And he's making it look so damn easy. Here I am heaving the ball with my puny arms off my lanky shoulders from so far away, and this dude is simply flicking the ball up and in like it was nothing.

Just as I had not hoped, this sharpshooter inevitably strikes up a conversation with me. LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CREEP I'M ONLY TEN. But, I never said that. He seemed to enjoy just talking basketball, like who my favorite players and teams were and all that jazz. Turns out he was a coach at some school I can't recall, and through his persuasive words got me to run a few practice drills with him. Fun! We're dribbling and shooting and running up and down the court while he's shadowing me giving up words of encouragement. For a little bit, I thought it was a good, fun workout with someone who knew the game.

But then, the one-on-one playing commenced. The very thing I wanted to avoid by coming to the park super early in the first place. I get the ball first. His footwork is something I never saw before against players my age, so he's stopping my every drive to the hoop pretty easy. I try backing him down into the paint to get a closer shot off, but he knocks the ball out of my hands the first few times I try it, then blocks another attempt. The last time I try to simply race on by him, but he pops the ball away yet again. The ball bounces down the opposite end of the court. I chase after it, but unlike the previous futile attempts, this time he chases after the ball alongside me. Well, shit. Now I have to really go and get it. Not thinking at all (do I ever?), I dive almost headfirst toward the ball to save it from going out of bounds.

I practically tear my left knee open on the hard asphalt.

Blood trickles down multiple creeks along my shin, but I want to keep on playing. The stranger-coach person helps me up. "Are you okay?" Yes, I'm fine. "You're bleeding pretty bad man, let me go get a towel. He races over to his gym bag parked over by the basket, soaks it in a faucet, and hands it to me. "You sure you're okay?" Yes, I'm good! Let's keep playing, I say as I mask the pain by playing like a gimp on one working leg. After a few more embarrassing possessions where I can't score a basket, I tell him I had somewhere to be by ten. This was a lie, of course, but I just couldn't take it anymore. I could barely walk, and now had to pedal my way home with a bloody knee and a stranger's soaked and ruined t-shirt pressed up against it. Stranger-coach person and I shook hands goodbye and never crossed paths again.

Over the past few weeks I have been dealing with some unfamiliar shoulder pain. After some research and consultation with a chiropractor friend, I think I managed to discover the issue at hand, and have been taking measures to ensure it goes away. It was a pain I've never endured before, but managed to suppress it without the aid of strangers or my mother telling me it's probably arthritis. While there are still somewhat visible scars on both my knee and forearm from those injuries in my past, I'm reminded how fortunate I am to not have suffered worse fates than these random bouts of ouch.

Popular posts from this blog

Bloggy Blog #63

   I blame a longtime dresser that occupied my bedroom growing up. I remember this dresser because one time, I accidentally left one of the top drawers open, and our first cat managed to jump inside of it. The weight of the cat forced the entire dresser to topple over, banging up against the end of my bed and scaring the crap out of me as I lay there flipping through a magazine. The cat quickly got out once he realized how much peril he was in for, but all of the items that sat on top of the dresser did not make it. Papers, toiletries, loose change spilled all over the bedroom floor. Most of it, naturally, spilled directly under the bed I had to stretch and reach beyond my abilities to retrieve. And of course the cat was completely absolved of this heinous act. Seems like they always are, aren't they? The drawers to this dresser weren't too deep, but there were enough of them to hold all of my clothes. And this was important, seeing how I grew up without a closet. I would...

Bloggy Blog #93

  In all fairness, I've just stopped counting the years. I mean, I know how old I am today, sure. I just don't care to tell anyone. And there's nothing wrong with this approach, really. I'm not lying on any application forms, nor any other random documents that ask for my date of birth. Those who need to know, know. And that should be good enough, right? A friend recently asked if I knew what time I was born. For some reason I thought this was listed on birth certificates, but they are not - at least not back then at this particular hospital. I remember my mother saying sometime in the very early hours overnight, to perhaps sometime at dawn. I also remember her saying I was supposed to be born on the 16th. That must have been pretty annoying for her. Imagine hoping to get some rest overnight and then BOOM, it's time. Guess I needed an extra day's nap in there? Who knows. I do share a birthday with a handful of celebrities and great people. Michelle Obama, Jim Ca...

Bloggy Blog #94

    The last time I went bowling, I was a moody jerk. This is according to various sources whom I bowled with that evening. I don't disagree with them. Every time I have bowled as an adult, I seem to get noticeably frustrated with myself. Not so much because I suck (I do, like many of us), but because I used to be good. Good, damnit! I won trophies as a kid. TROPHIES. I had it man, I really did.  But, then I stopped bowling. Aged out of the youth league and just quit bowling altogether.  Fast forward a couple decades later, my bowling game is both depressing and predictable. I will always start out strong, then get progressively worse each game. First game I'll get a few strikes and finish maybe with a 150. Next game less strikes and maybe a score of 96. Final game I'll get zero strikes, maybe one spare and finish with a 72. And no, this isn't because the pitchers of beer we're sharing start kicking in. There's something deeper going on here. Maybe.  I recently...